Author Archives: Spizzerinctum

About Spizzerinctum

I Am Who I Was Made To Be... No Exceptions...

DON’T TELL PEOPLE YOUR PLANS!

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I Know, After Discovering This Blog, Some Of My External Friends Are Going To Ask The ~ Why Didn’t You Tell Me ~ Type Of Question…

Why Should I Tell You?!

So You’d Start Hating On Me Eh?

So You’d Ignore Me And Make Me Feel Bad For Trying…

So I’d Tend To Give Up ‘Cause It “Seems” What I’m Doing Is Bad When It’s NOT!?

Oh, Hell No! (In Chris Tucker’s Voice)

I’ve Actually Been In This Shoe A Couple Of Times, Like When I Was Learning Spanish – And I Wanted To Teach It… I Created A Group For It And Sent The Link To Almost Everyone Of My Relatable Contacts_Of About 30+ Persons ‡ Only 2 Joined And Was Serious, The Rest?…

Well, All Wonders Of Snubbing Was Initiated.

You Know, I Get It If You Ain’t Interested In “Spanish” … I mean, Who Gives The F-Word… I Get If You Think It’s A Stupid And A Rubbish Language… But Still…

You’re Probably Thinking Why I’m Using Those Words Eh?… Well, Those Words Were The Exact Terms My Dad Used…

And Of A Fact, It Has Affected Me… Most Times I Just Wish I Could Have Reversed Time And Kept My Zeals To My Self… 😔

Just Keep That Life Plan To Yourself 🤐🤫 … You Ain’t Gonna Die! 😬

I’ve Learnt, Noticed And Realised This Phenomenal Occurence In Humans, As a Fact;

I’m Going To Be Really Plain Here: – We Don’t Like To Support – FACT!

If We Do, Mostly, We’re Either Expecting A Favour, Or We’re Doing It ‘Cause The Person We’re Doing It For Is Rich Or In A Higher Position – A Perfect Example Is The Elections 👀

When I Started This Blog, It Wasn’t Even Up To A Week And My “Friend” 😒 Was Already Calling It “Yeye” (That’s Yoruba For “Useless” Or “Senseless”). I Created A Facebook Page For It And Sent The Link To Him To Like, And His Exact Words Were “u go just carry ur empty head send me friend request bcos u want me to like yeye page” – My Own Childhood Friend! 😒😑

See Why I Keep Saying I Don’t Want “Friends” 🙄

Might Be a Joke Though, Or Is It?!… But Still Not Liking The Page After The Insult, Definitely Isn’t…

I’m A Guy That Smiles And Laughs For No Specific Reason – I Laugh Alot – But When In Public… I Tend To Frown On Purpose (Sometimes, It’s Just Hunger 😅)

Someone Once Approached Me And Asked Why I Like To Frown _ I Replied – I Don’t Want Friends”. (There’s More To That Though)

Having A Lot Of Friends May Have An Advantage To It, But Trust Me, It Can Never Ever Pay!… Ever!

The Word “Friends” _ To Me, Means Trouble, Storms, Unnecessary Headaches!… I Mean;

† Friends Making Out With Friends’ LoversA Daily Occurence, Repeated Over And Over 🤦‍♂️

Thoughts 💭 On Reality 😐😶

† Back StabbersLike For Real, Only Someone You Trust To Hold Your Back Can Stab You In It… Have You Ever Thought Of That?! 🤔

† Leaked Secrets C’mon!, You Think Secrets Just Fly Out Of Your Mind And Broadcast Itself?!… Who Did You Tell?… Who Has Access To Where You Kept Your Secret Files?… Who Did You Entrust Your Codes To?!

A Stranger Can’t Just Look At You And Know Your Password… Someone Who Doesn’t Know You Can’t Just Break Into Your Home 🏡C’mon!… A Random Restaurant Can’t Poison You!… Someone You “Trust” Did!

Seriously, Yoruba Adages Topped This When It Said “Ẹyin kulé ni ọ̀tá Wá, Inú Ilé Ní Aseni ń Gbé” Which Is “Our Enemies Are At Our Backyards, But The Perpetraitors(see what I did there😅) Are Living Right In With Us!.

They Eat With You, Drink With You, Party With You, Play With You, Sleep With You, Heck!, Even Pray For You!…

I’m Not Saying Not To Have Friends, But Having A Lot Is Bad For Your Health, Literally! 👀

DID YOU KNOW?: Studies Have Shown ~ And I Can Personally Assure You ~ That Plans, Dreams, & Wishes You Tell People Has A 70 – 80% Likely Chance Of Not Coming To Fruition!

I Know Everyone Needs Someone To Listen… We All Feel To Tell Someone Everything… But Still…

Don’t Tell People What Your Plan Is… Show Them What Your Plan Was… – Spizzerinctum™

† Planning Your Own House?, Let The House Warming Ring The Bells

† Planning On Your Marriage?, Your Invitation Card After You’re FULLY Prepared Should Do!

† Having A Scholarship Or Travelling Abroad?, So Long They Ain’t The Ones Sponsoring You – Use Your foreign Number To Tell Them (If They Hating Now, They Was Gonn’ Hate Before You LeftFACT!)

Not Everyone Is Your Friend!, Even Sometimes Family! – FACT!

Keep Your Circle Small, And Your Mouth Shut! – Adegbite Precious Durodeoluwa

THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE FEMALE GENDER!🦸‍♀️

WOMEN ARE GODS!, YES – GODS!

It Is Often Said That Women Are Weak…

That Women Are The Inferior Gender To Men…

That Women Don’t Add Much Value To The Society Education-Wise / Politically… Seriously?! 😒🙄

“They” Keep Saying Women Are Meant To Serve Men…

Oh, You Know What… You’re Probably Right… 😉

Bring Your Ear”, I Want To Whisper Something In It… 🙃

SHUT THE F**K UP! 🤬 😡

WTF You Think You Are?!

† When You Can Bleed Profusely At Approximately 48 Weeks/Year And Still Stand – Then You Can Come At Me

† When You Can Carry Another Soul In Your Belly For Nine Month, Nuture It, Abstain From Things That Could Hurt It, While Still Making Sure The Home Is In Perfect Order… – Come At Me, I’d Still Prove You Wrong!

† Tell Me If You Can Drop Your Surname To Take On Another’s…

† Tell Me If You Can Wake Up Four Hours Earlier Than Everyone Just To Make Everyone Good To Go – Bathing The Children… Cleaning The House… Preparing The Meal… Making Sure The Kids Aren’t Late/They Don’t Miss Their Ride… All, While Still Managing Herself To Get To Work Early… (That Is If She Didn’t Quit Her Job In The First Place)

There’s Nothing More I Love More Than A Trying Mother… Those People, Are Goddesses!

You See Men Trash Talking A Lady, Most Even Beat Their Woman _ What Are You?… A Dog?! (Even Dogs Literally Can’t) _ You With An Higher Initiative, “Beats” His Woman… 🤦‍♂️

Maybe You Have No One To Tell You – But, You’re Insane – You’re Everything Below The Stats Of An Animal!

I Know Women Are Weak (Even Not, It’s Just Their Heart) – So You Think You Can Play On That, Just ‘Cause She’s Weak For You? SMH 🤦‍♂️…

Most Ladies I’ve Met _ If Not All, It’ll Be At Least 90% Of ‘Em That Has That Same Issue – The ~ My Dad Loves Women Alot And Treats My Mum Like Trash ~ Kind…

And Still, These Beautiful Goddesses Keep Going – They Still Prepare Your Meals They Still Even Assist You Financially – They Still Take Care Of Your Kids!

|Just So You Know, My Case… Is The Absolute Opposite Of This 👀| But Still…

How About Child Birth!?

Ordinary Poop Out Of Your Ass And Your Eyes Wants To Pop Out 🙄😏

Multiply That By 100 And Try To Fit It Through Your External Urethral Orifice 😒😏… You’d Know Women Are The Greatest!

Do You Think Adam Would Wake Up If God Wasn’t Done With Eve?

It Is Popularly Said That “If A Man Has Money, It’s Through His Wife You’d Know”. But It’s Going Into Oblivion In Our Modern World… Most Men Love Acting “God-Father” To Outsiders While Their Own Family Is In Needs…

If What You Have Isn’t Enough Just Yet, Use It On Your Family! (You’d Be Certain Anyone Outside Your Circle Saying “Shebi He’s Taking Care Of His Family, And He’s Saying He Doesn’t Have” Is Mad – In fact, Mad Is An Under rating Of The Person’s Ailment)

And When God Has Blessed You With More, You’d Know He Gave You For A Reason – To Bless Others Too – Don’t Hesitate To Give To The Needy… You Didn’t Bless Yourself, God Did!

Make Sure Your Home Is Secure First… If You Want To Change The World, It Starts From Right There!.

Keep Your Circle Close… Real Close _ Especially Those Goddesses – Keep ‘Em Shining… ‘Cause They’re Strong, They’re Queens Doing The Work Of Slaves(For Those That Do – You Rock!… Y’all Are The Best)

|[DISCLAIMER Here Is: Not All Women Are Like This Though, Some Ladies Pride Is Over WeighedSome Loves Nagging Some, Well, Don’t Care What The Future 🔮 Holds – They Do What They Like, Believing They’re Equal With Men – Which Is Not Possible – It Has Been So From The Start Of Time ⌚.

God Made Men The Head – Which Is Useless Without The Entire BodyWOMEN!

Respect Every Woman You Meet (Unless It Isn’t Reciprocal), ‘Cause It’s Rare To Come Across A Goddess With The Strength Of A Thousand Men!]|

NOT EVERYONE IS YOUR FRIEND!, EVEN YOUR “FRIEND”!

There Are Some Facts About Friends… Friendships… Relationships

I Am An Introvert & I Mostly Only Prefer The Company Of Me, Myself & I…

† About 4/5 Of Your Friends Are Jealous Of You

† All Your Friends Have Other Friends Closer Than You Are… – FACT!, Your Bestie Has Another Bestie, Your Twinnie Has Another Twinnie Closer Than You Are… Your Loml Has Another Loml…

At Least 2/5 Of Your All Your Friends Hate You – FACT!

† Almost “NONE” Of Your Friends Want The ‘Absolute’ Best For You; If You Succeed Before Any Of Them, That Hate Will Come Naturally, Even If They Don’t Mean To FACT!

† Of All Your Friends (Not Based On A 5 Scale Now), That Is Having About 20 – 30 – 50 – 100+ Friends, Or Even More!, Only About 2 Or 3 Are Real, Sometimes; Only 1 Or Even NONE! – FACT!

Even If You Have A Million Friends, To Come Across Real Ones Is Scarce… _ This Sometimes, Most Painfully Applies To Even Families Too…

Family Members,- Extended Families The Most; Wanna Know A Secret?, Those Inside People, They’re The Worst!

Can I Get A Resounding Amen?! 👏👏

While This Applies To Most Families (And I Mean Most), There Are Still Some With The Unbreakable Trust Bond Amongst Themselves…

The Extended One However, Is Not Exempted! 👀

Tell Me, How Realistic Is It To See Your Own Child Struggling And The Child Of One Your Relatives Making Things On Things And Still Smile?

Some Will Even Call To Tell You!

You Calling Is Somewhat A Good Thing, (Since Your Motive Is Pure. Well, Unless It Isn’t 🤨) You Calling Out Of Joy!… But You Can’t Read Minds Now, Can You?

DISCLAIMER: There Are Still These Certain 1 in 8 Billion Kind Of People That’ll Do Anything For You Though…

» They’re Always Up For You

» Those People Will Never Speak Against You, They’d Rather Leave The Place Or (Depending On The Person) Defend You

» They’re Easy To Lose

» They’re The Ones We Tend To Maltreat Mostly

» They Are GAURDIAN ANGELS In Human Form

DON’T EXPECT ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

“I Can’t Believe He/’she’ did this to me”

“But You Promised!”

And The Egotistical One…

“Imagine!, A Whole Me!” Is What You’ll Hear…

I Always Wonder, Why Do People Always Expect Others To Do Something For Them?

Listen, Or Read, Even If You Do “The Whole World” For Some Certain People, Theyʼll Still Treat You The Same _ Whoever Will Do Anything For You Will – Even If They’re Inconvenient, Broke Or You Yourself Haven’t Done Anything For Them Earlier… They Don’t Need Favours To Return One.

(Disclaimer Is, You Can Hardly Find Those Kind Of Angels… Rarely!)

So, Here’s An Advice ➡️ DON’T EXPECT!, DON’T DEPEND!… WE’RE HUMANS!, HUMANS FAIL!

I Just Take A Hard Look At Some People When They Say Words Like;

“You Can’t Even Call Me” (This Is Depending On The Situation Though)

I’mma Be Like “What Happened To Your Phone?”, – – For Real, “Did You Loose My Number Or What?”, – – “Why Didn’t You Call Me If You Were Going To Accuse Me?”, – – “What If I Was Sick?”, – – “What If I Was Going Through Something?”

But Seriously Though, That Question Annoys Me!

Everyone Is Busy, Everyone Is Trying To Earn Money, Everyone Is Struggling With SomethingFACT!

If You Wanna Hear My Voice – Call Me!

If You Ain’t Hearing My Voice – Call Me!

If You Still Don’t Hear My Voice – Stop Calling [It’s Not Pride, It’s SELF RESPECT]

Not That, You Don’t Even Have My Number And You’re Painting Me Bad Somewhere To People That Don’t Know You Yourself Have Never Called; Your Story’s Gotta Be Sweet Right?, Well F-Word You!

This Egoistical Expectation Occurs More In Parties, Celebrations, ~ Somewhere You Think They Should Honour You ¦ Put You On The “High Table”

Yeah, It Sounds Kinda Funny Buh It’s Real!

Some Will Be Expecting One Big Warmer And Probably A Wine, And Boom: They’ll Be Handed A Plastic Take-Away Plate With A Malt Or Even Fanta… There, The Grudge Begins…

Some Will Be Expecting To Be Named As A VIP In An Event, But Wouldn’t Even Be Mentioned Throughout The Event!

When Invited To A Mini-Party 🎉 Where Maybe A Goat🐐 Or A Chicken🐔 Was Killed… Some Will Say To Themselves, “Shebi He’s The One That Invited Me, He Should Have Something Special For Me”

Bummer Alert!⚠ : Your Brother, Close Friend, Best Friend, Or Even Work Mate Could Invite You “Specially” And You’d Take What Everyone Else WillFACT!

If They Will, They Will!

If They Did, But For Some Reason, Couldn’t? UNDERSTAND!

No One Was Born To Satisfy You, Even Your “Slave” Can’t…

Set Your Mind Up _ Anyone, And I Mean Anyone! Could Disappoint You Anytime, Probably Not Because They Wish To, But Have No Choice – WE’RE HUMANS!

THE CHILD EDUCATION II

From The Early Education… Starting With The Learn-All-I-Can Educational System;

16 Different Subjects Taught By 16 Different Teachers; And The Expectations Of The School Is For ‘Me’ To Know All…

That’s Even Not The Main Point Here... 🤦‍♂️

I’ll Come Back To That One Later, That’s A Different Tacit Tangled With This Messed Up Educational/“University” Timeline.

Most People I’ve Met, When Getting To Know Them Better, Especially In Their Educational Background From Home… Most Has That Same Complaint:

“My Dad Or Mum Wants Me To Be A “Doctor” And That’s Not What I Want To Be”

I, On One Hand, Happen To Be In That Category… As A Growing Kid I Was Fascinated By Computers And Obsessed With How Tech Works… And I Was Also The Type Of Kid That Was Shy… An Absolute Introvert…

Faintly, I Can Still Remember When Dad Asked Me What I Wanted To Be… I Said Happily I Want To Be A Computer Scientist”

[As I Mentioned In One Of My Previous Articles; I Don’t Like Being Shouted On… It Kinda Gives Me Something Related To Hypertension]

I Had No Idea How Big My Dreams Were About To Be Crushed, [OR IS IT THOUGH?!🤔😏] …; My Dad’s In The Medical Line… And He Said; “Why Don’t I join the Medical Line”, Those Words… Shattered Me… And When I Tried To Talk… He Used My One Weakness…

I Never Blamed Him Though, ‘Cause According To Him, He Only Wanted The Best For Me Saying “Medical Line Has A More Viable Chance Of Job Opportunities In This Current State Of The Country (Nigeria)”

Now That’s Where I’m Going… If I Came From Heaven And I Brought The Passion Of Being A Doctor With Me… That’s A Different Story, No One Can Stop Me From Being who I Was Made To Be… Not Even The Surroundings I Was Deployed As A Baby…

The Passion, The Energy I’d Use To Work For That One Thing I Want, Would Be Superb, ‘Cause I’d Be Happy And Once You Love What You Do, You Will Succeed!

Also, If I Came To Earth, Passion-Driven About Arts And You want Me To Go Study “Hard” And Become An Engineer… The Truth, Which Deep Inside, Everyone Knows… Is The Child Won’t Be Happy…

That’s A Whole ‘Nother Level Of Soul Crushing

What Most Parents Do Is Try To Infuse Their Own Unfulfilled Dreams On Their Poor Plain Minded Children… They Keep Telling Their Children You’d Become What I Want You To Be”

That’s Not Possible, You Didn’t Create Them, You Can Tell Them What To Be… Only God Can!

Nothing Can Change God’s Plan… Not Even Your “Wish” For Them...

You Either Delay It, Or You Kill It Cold Blooded In The Innocent Child God Gave You.

One Annoying Thing About This “What I Want To Become Of A Thing” Is How The Parents Will Now Scold The Child At This Level For Having Bad Grades… Or Not Passing (For Nigeria: ) The So Called “JAMB” Examinations… It’s So Upsetting… 🤦‍♂️