DON’T TELL PEOPLE YOUR PLANS!

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I Know, After Discovering This Blog, Some Of My External Friends Are Going To Ask The ~ Why Didn’t You Tell Me ~ Type Of Question…

Why Should I Tell You?!

So You’d Start Hating On Me Eh?

So You’d Ignore Me And Make Me Feel Bad For Trying…

So I’d Tend To Give Up ‘Cause It “Seems” What I’m Doing Is Bad When It’s NOT!?

Oh, Hell No! (In Chris Tucker’s Voice)

I’ve Actually Been In This Shoe A Couple Of Times, Like When I Was Learning Spanish – And I Wanted To Teach It… I Created A Group For It And Sent The Link To Almost Everyone Of My Relatable Contacts_Of About 30+ Persons ‡ Only 2 Joined And Was Serious, The Rest?…

Well, All Wonders Of Snubbing Was Initiated.

You Know, I Get It If You Ain’t Interested In “Spanish” … I mean, Who Gives The F-Word… I Get If You Think It’s A Stupid And A Rubbish Language… But Still…

You’re Probably Thinking Why I’m Using Those Words Eh?… Well, Those Words Were The Exact Terms My Dad Used…

And Of A Fact, It Has Affected Me… Most Times I Just Wish I Could Have Reversed Time And Kept My Zeals To My Self… 😔

Just Keep That Life Plan To Yourself 🤐🤫 … You Ain’t Gonna Die! 😬

I’ve Learnt, Noticed And Realised This Phenomenal Occurence In Humans, As a Fact;

I’m Going To Be Really Plain Here: – We Don’t Like To Support – FACT!

If We Do, Mostly, We’re Either Expecting A Favour, Or We’re Doing It ‘Cause The Person We’re Doing It For Is Rich Or In A Higher Position – A Perfect Example Is The Elections 👀

When I Started This Blog, It Wasn’t Even Up To A Week And My “Friend” 😒 Was Already Calling It “Yeye” (That’s Yoruba For “Useless” Or “Senseless”). I Created A Facebook Page For It And Sent The Link To Him To Like, And His Exact Words Were “u go just carry ur empty head send me friend request bcos u want me to like yeye page” – My Own Childhood Friend! 😒😑

See Why I Keep Saying I Don’t Want “Friends” 🙄

Might Be a Joke Though, Or Is It?!… But Still Not Liking The Page After The Insult, Definitely Isn’t…

I’m A Guy That Smiles And Laughs For No Specific Reason – I Laugh Alot – But When In Public… I Tend To Frown On Purpose (Sometimes, It’s Just Hunger 😅)

Someone Once Approached Me And Asked Why I Like To Frown _ I Replied – I Don’t Want Friends”. (There’s More To That Though)

Having A Lot Of Friends May Have An Advantage To It, But Trust Me, It Can Never Ever Pay!… Ever!

The Word “Friends” _ To Me, Means Trouble, Storms, Unnecessary Headaches!… I Mean;

† Friends Making Out With Friends’ LoversA Daily Occurence, Repeated Over And Over 🤦‍♂️

Thoughts 💭 On Reality 😐😶

† Back StabbersLike For Real, Only Someone You Trust To Hold Your Back Can Stab You In It… Have You Ever Thought Of That?! 🤔

† Leaked Secrets C’mon!, You Think Secrets Just Fly Out Of Your Mind And Broadcast Itself?!… Who Did You Tell?… Who Has Access To Where You Kept Your Secret Files?… Who Did You Entrust Your Codes To?!

A Stranger Can’t Just Look At You And Know Your Password… Someone Who Doesn’t Know You Can’t Just Break Into Your Home 🏡C’mon!… A Random Restaurant Can’t Poison You!… Someone You “Trust” Did!

Seriously, Yoruba Adages Topped This When It Said “Ẹyin kulé ni ọ̀tá Wá, Inú Ilé Ní Aseni ń Gbé” Which Is “Our Enemies Are At Our Backyards, But The Perpetraitors(see what I did there😅) Are Living Right In With Us!.

They Eat With You, Drink With You, Party With You, Play With You, Sleep With You, Heck!, Even Pray For You!…

I’m Not Saying Not To Have Friends, But Having A Lot Is Bad For Your Health, Literally! 👀

DID YOU KNOW?: Studies Have Shown ~ And I Can Personally Assure You ~ That Plans, Dreams, & Wishes You Tell People Has A 70 – 80% Likely Chance Of Not Coming To Fruition!

I Know Everyone Needs Someone To Listen… We All Feel To Tell Someone Everything… But Still…

Don’t Tell People What Your Plan Is… Show Them What Your Plan Was… – Spizzerinctum™

† Planning Your Own House?, Let The House Warming Ring The Bells

† Planning On Your Marriage?, Your Invitation Card After You’re FULLY Prepared Should Do!

† Having A Scholarship Or Travelling Abroad?, So Long They Ain’t The Ones Sponsoring You – Use Your foreign Number To Tell Them (If They Hating Now, They Was Gonn’ Hate Before You LeftFACT!)

Not Everyone Is Your Friend!, Even Sometimes Family! – FACT!

Keep Your Circle Small, And Your Mouth Shut! – Adegbite Precious Durodeoluwa

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